A long long time ago, a star exploded in the never ending darkness of space and sent matter scattering haphazardly in every direction. The matter collected into spheres, and these spheres circled a giant burning ball of fire. The ball of fire only burned for a very short period of time, but in that tiny lapse of time something strange occurred. One of the spheres was just far enough away from the giant ball of fire that the particles connected in a very unique way, and what would later be called 'water' was formed.
Over a lapse of time much smaller than the time it took for the fire to die, water spread across the sphere until it almost covered the entire area. From this water, the tiniest form of discernible life was formed. Cells separated and reproduced over and over again until a small creature came to be. This creature could traverse the seas and needed to ingest matter to continue reproducing. This is the only purpose that these creatures had, but in the process they created an underwater ecosystem that eventually became inhabited by other lifeforms with the same base purpose. Some of the matter formed into large hard surfaces that would be more ideal for creatures to receive heat and energy from the burning ball of fire that the sphere encircled.
The sea creatures tried to climb onto the large hard surfaces so they could soak up the heat, and eventually grew appendages that allowed them to maneuver around on the surface, and reproduce even more.
Far off in the distance, a chunk of matter tumbled a down a long surface rhythmically, thumping and cracking against the surface in repeat. More pieces fell and the waves of energy that erupted from them created an unexpected reaction from all the different living creatures. They became driven to reproduce like never before and all the creatures began to procreate with each other, instead of themselves, for the first time. The offspring from this genetic orgy created generation after generation of strange new creatures, each with new and different features that allowed them to live and reproduce and consume.
Some creatures took to the air, and other stayed in the water. Some may have even gotten off the planet entirely, never to be seen again. One of the creatures was covered by follicles which collected pheromones and other chemicals that were created as a byproduct of reproducing and consuming, and these pheromones made this particular creature particularly good at procreating. So good in fact that one day one of them noticed what it was doing... and stopped. It looked at the other creature, and saw itself for the first time. This caused the creature to do something it had never ever done (at least not deliberately)...
THINK.
Once this creature began to think, it started to make decisions that would dictate it's life. It understood that the great ball of fire was the primary reason that it could breathe, eat, sleep, fuck and die. It learned that it could create waves of energy that other creatures could perceive, and these waves of energy eventually became the earliest form of language and communication, which allowed the creatures to express what they were thinking to each other. Once the creatures became familiar with language they began to label everything in sight, because it made them fear it less. They labeled the hard surface 'rock', the sphere 'earth', themselves 'man' and the giant ball of fire 'sun'.
Once Man had discovered thought, language and fucking. It also learned that it could kill itself, or others. The creatures began killing each other at random and consuming each others flesh, muscle and fat. This went on for an unimportant length of time, before finally there was a lot less creatures on the earth. The creatures that were left thought about how many more men there were before, and how many there were then.. and that's when Man discovered the fundamentals of mathematics.
They also decided that if they kept killing and eating each other instead of just fucking and thinking, then there would eventually be no more Men to fuck or eat. That's when Man came to terms with the concept of 'Nothing'. The absence of something, or anything. This made Man very confused, and many Men died trying to come to terms with such a concept.
They decided amongst themselves that they wanted to stay alive, so they made some rules and regulations that they would need to follow in order to preserve a growing heritage of thinking, fucking, eating, and fearing nothing.
Once man made a bunch of rules, for the first time in history, man became bored.
He wasn't content anymore with merely surviving. He decided he needed more. So he fashioned an guitar out of twigs and rocks, and began to lay the fundamentals of what would eventually become 'music'. This 'Music' made Man very happy and entertained, and it made him very eager to think and eat and fuck again, so he made more and more and more music until eventually the planet was full again with people.
These people lived by the set out rules and regulations, created music and ate and fucked, and thought about it too.
Fast forward to the present. Still a tiny blip on the map of time. One Man, true to a long living heritage, decides to write music because he's bored.. He decides to call himself Bedfellow, and he eats, thinks, fucks, and fears nothing.
Over a lapse of time much smaller than the time it took for the fire to die, water spread across the sphere until it almost covered the entire area. From this water, the tiniest form of discernible life was formed. Cells separated and reproduced over and over again until a small creature came to be. This creature could traverse the seas and needed to ingest matter to continue reproducing. This is the only purpose that these creatures had, but in the process they created an underwater ecosystem that eventually became inhabited by other lifeforms with the same base purpose. Some of the matter formed into large hard surfaces that would be more ideal for creatures to receive heat and energy from the burning ball of fire that the sphere encircled.
The sea creatures tried to climb onto the large hard surfaces so they could soak up the heat, and eventually grew appendages that allowed them to maneuver around on the surface, and reproduce even more.
Far off in the distance, a chunk of matter tumbled a down a long surface rhythmically, thumping and cracking against the surface in repeat. More pieces fell and the waves of energy that erupted from them created an unexpected reaction from all the different living creatures. They became driven to reproduce like never before and all the creatures began to procreate with each other, instead of themselves, for the first time. The offspring from this genetic orgy created generation after generation of strange new creatures, each with new and different features that allowed them to live and reproduce and consume.
Some creatures took to the air, and other stayed in the water. Some may have even gotten off the planet entirely, never to be seen again. One of the creatures was covered by follicles which collected pheromones and other chemicals that were created as a byproduct of reproducing and consuming, and these pheromones made this particular creature particularly good at procreating. So good in fact that one day one of them noticed what it was doing... and stopped. It looked at the other creature, and saw itself for the first time. This caused the creature to do something it had never ever done (at least not deliberately)...
THINK.
Once this creature began to think, it started to make decisions that would dictate it's life. It understood that the great ball of fire was the primary reason that it could breathe, eat, sleep, fuck and die. It learned that it could create waves of energy that other creatures could perceive, and these waves of energy eventually became the earliest form of language and communication, which allowed the creatures to express what they were thinking to each other. Once the creatures became familiar with language they began to label everything in sight, because it made them fear it less. They labeled the hard surface 'rock', the sphere 'earth', themselves 'man' and the giant ball of fire 'sun'.
Once Man had discovered thought, language and fucking. It also learned that it could kill itself, or others. The creatures began killing each other at random and consuming each others flesh, muscle and fat. This went on for an unimportant length of time, before finally there was a lot less creatures on the earth. The creatures that were left thought about how many more men there were before, and how many there were then.. and that's when Man discovered the fundamentals of mathematics.
They also decided that if they kept killing and eating each other instead of just fucking and thinking, then there would eventually be no more Men to fuck or eat. That's when Man came to terms with the concept of 'Nothing'. The absence of something, or anything. This made Man very confused, and many Men died trying to come to terms with such a concept.
They decided amongst themselves that they wanted to stay alive, so they made some rules and regulations that they would need to follow in order to preserve a growing heritage of thinking, fucking, eating, and fearing nothing.
Once man made a bunch of rules, for the first time in history, man became bored.
He wasn't content anymore with merely surviving. He decided he needed more. So he fashioned an guitar out of twigs and rocks, and began to lay the fundamentals of what would eventually become 'music'. This 'Music' made Man very happy and entertained, and it made him very eager to think and eat and fuck again, so he made more and more and more music until eventually the planet was full again with people.
These people lived by the set out rules and regulations, created music and ate and fucked, and thought about it too.
Fast forward to the present. Still a tiny blip on the map of time. One Man, true to a long living heritage, decides to write music because he's bored.. He decides to call himself Bedfellow, and he eats, thinks, fucks, and fears nothing.
